Clearly, something is wrong.

What has happened in the past two-weeks:

In Asia:
Half of Yangon got swept away and their corrupt ass government won't do shit about the 100,000 corpses or millions displaced.
The center of China just got hit with a 7.8 earthquake and at least 100 people are dead and over 1000 buried. Guaranteed those numbers skyrocket in 72 hours. Especially considering bad publicity is bad for the Olympics, and China is notorious for media manipulation.
There have been rampant suicides in Japan because of a recipe involving detergent and house-hold chemicals that spread across the internet, guaranteeing "a peaceful death."

In the Middle-East:
Beirut's blowing itself up and at least 40 people have been killed.
A Palestinian teacher was "accidentally" murdered by Israel and tensions are rising there again.
The Iraqi green zone got hit by rockets for the first time and four civilians were killed and coalition casualties seem to be on the rise again.

Domestically:
Tornadoes across the Mid-west with at least 30 dead and hundreds injured, thousands displaced.
Wildfires across central Florida that necessitated emergency evacs.
The U.S. economy is constantly taking precipitous dive cycles and all this shit won't help.

What Else?
Nobody reads this silly thing so I don't think I'll get arrested for conspiracy, but wouldn't the capper to all this be Obama getting assassinated and riots breaking out in L.A., Chicago and New York? I'm an ardent supporter, voted for him in the California primary. But I'm goddamn terrified right now.

Depressive people get desperate when it looks like the world is going to shit. And right now, the planet is wallowing in it. Don't believe me? Check out 1968.